This Is What The Internet Does To People

MUST-BUY

(You can tell that it's classy because there is a false reflection of the bird in the background.)

Featuring these hit singles:

Birds of a Feather

Wings That Sing

Birds and the Bees

Shake Your Tail Feathers

Flying High

Feather Elise

Wild Winged Wonder

And the unforgettable classic,

I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat

N.B. I am not making this up.

What I Have Learned From Internet Dating Sites

ON LIFE:

"I tend to be pretty laid back and take every day as it comes."

"I'm very laid back and easy-going , and very lighthearted about life in general."

“In general, I'm a pretty easy-going , laid back kind of guy who loves to live life to the fullest.”

"I'm pretty laid back and easygoing, but definitely know how to have a good time."

"I'm pretty laid back, but like having a good time."

"I'm a laid back guy who just likes to have fun and enjoy life."

"I'm a laid back guy who loves to laugh and enjoy life."

"I'm a laid back person try to stay positive, but i still have my morals."

"Other than that, I'm fairly laid back - just kind of going with the flow at the moment."

"I'm an easygoing type of guy that just likes to go with the flow."

"As for my take on life, I tend to be quite laid back and go with the flow...easygoing and lively."

IN REGARDS TO OTHER PEOPLE:

"I'm really laid-back, carefree, easygoing, down-to-earth."

"I am laid back and easy to get along with."

"I am easy to get along with and relatively laid back."

“Im very laid back, outgoing, easygoing and open minded.”

"I'm very laid back and open-minded."

"I am a laid back guy, with an open mind."

"I would say I'm a pretty laid back person, not really a fan of alot of drama."

"I am very laid back and don't do drama, but I'm not afraid to tell you how it is."

"I'm nice, caring, easygoing, funny, laid back and likes to have fun!"

"I'm very laid back and generally fun to be around."

"I consider myself to be a 'nice dude,' and am super easy going and extremely laid back."

I AM TRYING TO FIND A DATE ON THE INTERNET, BUT I ASSURE YOU THAT I AM VERY SOCIABLE:

"I'm a very easygoing person, and I like to laugh and hang out with friends. "

"I'm pretty laid back and like hanging out or partying with friends."

“Im a really laid back guy who loves to have fun with fun peeps.”

"I am laid back, easygoing, and people usually enjoy my company (at least as far as I know)."

"I'm a pretty laid back guy just looking to have fun and make friends."

“I am an easygoing person who loves to meet new people."

“I'm easygoing, and I love meeting new people.”

"I'm a laid back easygoing guy who loves meeting new people and talking about common interests."

I ENJOY DOING THINGS AND TALKING ABOUT STUFF:

"I'm a laid back guy with many interests."

" Laid back easygoing guy with a love of music and movies."

“I'm a recent college grad and am very laid back.”

"I am laid back, easygoing, and funny."

"I am smart, funny, and laid-back."

"I'm a pretty nice guy, kind of nerdy, usually sarcastic, but always fairly laid-back and easygoing."

"I like to think that I'm a cool laid back dork...I am laid back, very funny, and sarcastic."

"Never a dull moment with me :) im sarcastic and witty and laid-back and easygoing."

"I have a pretty laid back personality and am always up for an adventure."

IN CASE YOU FORGOT MY GENDER:

"I'm a very easygoing and laid-back guy."

"I am a pretty laid back and easy going guy."

"I'm a pretty easygoing guy."

"I'm a laid back easygoing Guy."

“Just a really laid back guy.”

“I'd say I'm a laid back and easygoing guy.”

"Um I would say easygoing laid back kinda guy."

REALLY, I'M NOT A ROBOT, I PROMISE:

"I'm a laid back, easygoing person."

"I'm a fairly laid back and easygoing person."

"I am a very laid back person."

"I consider myself an easygoing laid back person."

SUBMODIFIERS MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE:

"I'm pretty laid back ."

"I'm pretty laid back and easygoing."

"I'm pretty easygoing and laid back."

“I'm very easy going and laid back.”

"I'd say that I'm very easygoing and laid-back."

"I am really laid back and down to earth."

“I'm incredibly laid back and easygoing.”

I KNOW THAT IT'S A CLICHÉ, BUT I'M GOING TO SAY IT ANYWAY. I'M ALSO GOING TO USE APOSTROPHES SELECTIVELY:

"I'd say im extremely laid back, I know everyone says that but in my case its absolutely true."

IN SUMMARY:

“Most describe me as laid back and easygoing.”

"Overall I'd say I'm a pretty laid back person, very easygoing."

"I am generally laid back and easy going.”

“I'm generally a laid-back, easygoing kind of guy.”

AND FINALLY, IN CONCLUSION, A SLIGHT GRAMMATICAL ERROR CREATES PERFECT NONSENSE:

"I am a pretty laid back."

And on and on and on it goes.

Lesson: People are unoriginal and enjoy stating the obvious.